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Jordan Jensen

⭐ 6.8/10 15 votes

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Jordan Jensen Biography

Personal

Age: 39 years old

Born: Tuesday 5th of May 1987

Birthplace: Ithaca, New York, United States

Nationality: (American)

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Professions: Comedian

Sexuality: Straight

Body

Hair color: Brown

Eye color: Brown

Height: 5'9" (or 175 cm)

Body type: Average

Boobs: Real/Natural

Tattoos: multiple

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Instagram follower count: 738k (as of March 2026)

About Jordan Jensen

Jordan is a Brooklyn, New York-based comedian, podcaster, and business woman. She was raised by her lesbian mothers in Ithaca NY. After obtaining a philosophy degree Jordan worked as a farmer, carnie, and carpenter in Ithaca before starting her standup career in Nashville TN.

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Really funny comedian. Gave them a 10.10/10.10 for personality.
Does menacing crowd work. Defined by lack of femininity due to station in life.
However if you get passed the standup schtick has the qualities of a sitcom older sister type, small town convenience store type with a shotgun under the counter or a chronic masturbator when the sensation comes back when the antidepressants wear off.
Doesn't know they're pretty.

Posted by victsing 2026-07-03 21:23 🛈 ⚠