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Those breasts belong in the hall of fame. There's not a straight man alive who could look at those and not love them.

Posted by straightfreak on Fran Gerard2025-05-07 05:17

Legit contender for sexiest playmate of all time. To know somebody was getting that back in the day makes me hate that guy.

Posted by straightfreak on Nancy Cameron2025-05-07 05:15

I'll bet it was glorious to have that magazine in one hand and ecstasy in the other.

Posted by straightfreak on Roberta Pedon2025-05-07 05:13

While there is no cure for the effect Roberta has on the male anatomy, I found some temporary relief by rubbing myself vigorously. Again, I stress that the relief is temporary; each time I have seen her photos, I have experienced short-term muscle strain.

Posted by straightfreak on Roberta Pedon2025-05-07 05:12

A sight to behold; and all who have should count themselves as lucky. If it was a man who snapped her photos, I guarantee you he was aroused.

Posted by straightfreak on Roberta Pedon2025-05-07 05:10

It's an unreal combination of youthful appearance (her face) and a body tbat unquestionably lets up know that she is all woman. It is almost unfair that a woman so young was equipped with such big-girl assets, but the end result is close to perfection. If I could build the perfect woman in a laboratory, she'd probably come out as Roberta Pedon.

Posted by straightfreak on Roberta Pedon2025-05-07 05:10

Nice cute blonde. Not my dream girl, but I would be grateful to spend some time with her.

Posted by straightfreak on Neo Jalteck2025-05-07 04:35

I've seen that picture and it is hot. Mercy, the pleasures that await between those buns.

Posted by straightfreak on Liz Cambage2025-05-07 04:33

I see that some photos of the real Jasmine have been added (the blonde who was the penthouse pet). Maybe this will get cleaned up soon.

Posted by straightfreak on Jasmine2025-02-26 05:59

Kim used to be my favorite, but damned if Kourtney wouldn't be my pick if I could any Kardashian these days. Of course, I'd run through her Jenner siblings first, but that's just because I'm a freak like that.

Posted by straightfreak on Kourtney Kardashian2024-12-29 04:43

I'd fuck her stupid, sideways, vigorously and ejaculate prematurely. I'm a freak like that.

Posted by straightfreak on Khloe Kardashian2024-12-29 04:41

Again, awesome when the unexpected contender takes the whole thing.

Posted by straightfreak on Ashley Allen2024-12-29 04:40

Gotta love it when an underdog takes the win. I also prefer Lisa Matthews, but I bet that was one fun finale.

Posted by straightfreak on Morgan Fox2024-12-29 04:38

Can you imagine? Unfortunately, that's all most of us will ever get to do.

Posted by straightfreak on Monika Kaelin2024-12-29 04:36

Me too. I liked that shy little smile she gave when the dude she was getting pounded by asked her "aren't they nice?" in reference to her breasts.

Posted by straightfreak on Nikki Dial2024-12-29 04:34

Your mom is awesome. Every young horny man deserves to keep his porn stash out in the open and an abundant supply of tissues within arm's length. Kudos to a mom that allows her son to enjoy undeniable beauty without shaming him for it. Frickin' awesome (I know I used that word twice, but it is warranted here). BTW, I'd like to be able to jump in a time machine and feast on Ms. Rixon in her prime.

Posted by straightfreak on Cheryl Rixon2024-12-29 04:31

Oh that pic in the red pasties is so hot. They are so tight you can see the outline of her femininity. I'll stop short of writing what I would like to do to keep it classy.

Posted by straightfreak on Kendall Jenner2023-03-28 02:43