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Dunno. Her best look is in her Blacked scene with Jason Luv imo. Think she'd had her lips done then.

Posted by gooningpervert on Elsa Jean2025-07-27 08:11

Every whitebois favorite humiliatrix. So hot!

Posted by gooningpervert on Romane Mercier2025-07-25 21:21

If she's mid to you I want to live where you live

Posted by gooningpervert on Grace Van Dien2025-07-23 16:39

Such a beautiful girl

Posted by gooningpervert on Grace Van Dien2025-07-23 16:38

It's not simple minded to think that having some of the best boobs on the planet can make a girl a 10 anymore than thinking having a beautiful face can make her a 10.

Posted by gooningpervert on Grace Boor2025-07-08 22:54

What evidence is there Grace's boobs are fake? I heard she said they are real

Posted by gooningpervert on Grace Boor2025-07-08 22:13

A rating can be based off objective beauty but also off personal attraction, which is subjective. So there is no wrong rating

Posted by gooningpervert on Sydney Sweeney2025-07-06 20:00

Lol how about acknowledging some women are sexy as hell without simping for them?

Posted by gooningpervert on Sydney Sweeney2025-07-06 19:58

Her face is beautiful.

Posted by gooningpervert on Sydney Sweeney2025-07-06 19:22

Objectively, probably not. But many of us prefer the pretty and sweet college girl look over the sex doll look.

Posted by gooningpervert on Sydney Sweeney2025-07-06 19:20

Just not my thing lol. Y'all crazy giving her 8.2

1/10

Posted by gooningpervert on Brandy Talore2025-07-06 19:07

The standard must have been on the floor then

Posted by gooningpervert on Brandy Talore2025-07-06 19:06

She has a sexy doll face with great tits. Loved her in the Vixen orgy with her and Mia Malkova eating each other out. Great scene to watch if you haven't seen it.

I give her 10/10

Posted by gooningpervert on Jessa Rhodes2025-07-06 06:24 (edited 2025-07-06 19:13)

Ella is so beautiful and sexy. She reminds me of Amanda Seyfried. Such beautiful eyes. Gave her a 10

Posted by gooningpervert on Ella Kernkamp2025-07-06 03:44

Top 3 sexiest MIC babes. Her name is spelled Kimberly though

Posted by gooningpervert on Kimberley Garner2025-07-05 23:51

One of the sexiest and most beautiful women walking the planet imo. Has that sexy, classic beauty with gorgeous cheekbones. Also has a beautiful smile and seductive eyes. Wish she showed more skin, but her face alone is enough for me to spill load after load.

I give her a rare 10.

Posted by gooningpervert on Daisy Ridley2025-07-05 04:14 (edited 2025-07-05 04:18)

The whole point of the site is to rank babes and discuss how hot they are, with some disagreement to be expected. Obviously anyone with an IQ above room temperature knows that personal attraction is subjective and therefore there isn't a right and wrong. It's just about fun. You're not holier than thou for coming to the comments and telling us why you're above the whole concept of the site.

Posted by gooningpervert on Sydney Sweeney2025-07-05 02:06 (edited 2025-07-05 02:07)

Nah. The Trinity of racks has to include Hazell.

Posted by gooningpervert on Lucy Pinder2025-07-05 01:44

Pretty simple really. Just put it in her pussy and move back and forth, like with any other woman really. She even has a great pillowy pair of tits you can play with while you're doing it, which actually makes it easier.

Posted by gooningpervert on Lucy Pinder2025-07-05 01:40

Fair play to her that she's loved by millions. Never said she wasn't. I had an opinion on her sex appeal, which is the point of this site. Not being attracted to one woman doesn't make someone gay btw

Posted by gooningpervert on Pink2025-07-05 01:21

Sexy tight body with nice eyes. Too bad she left porn quickly. 8/10

Posted by gooningpervert on Rachel James2025-07-04 21:43

Her ass is one of the best things on the planet. I want to rub it with body oil and blast cum over it every day.

Posted by gooningpervert on Mia Malkova2025-07-04 21:27

Top 25 is ridiculous. She's a 7/10 Hooters girl.

Posted by gooningpervert on Allie Dunn2025-07-04 20:54

Definitely not hotter than either.

Posted by gooningpervert on Apple Martin2025-07-04 06:36

Sexiest Bond girl imo. Would definitely be switching her deck.

Posted by gooningpervert on Jane Seymour2025-07-04 02:36

Right... Kelly Brook, Keeley Hazell, Lily James, Daisy Ridley, Kate Winslet, Kate Beckinsale, Kaya Scodelario, Keira Knightley, Emma Watson, Emilia Clarke, Naomi Watts, Rosamund Pike.

All top class beauties.

Posted by gooningpervert on Kelly Brook2025-07-04 02:14

Sexy little nymph. Perfect for the movie. Wish she'd suck my cock like that.

Posted by gooningpervert on Stacy Martin (actress)2025-07-04 01:26

Been jerking to Remy for over a decade. Always one of my favourites. Such a pretty, naughty face and smile,and a tight sexy body with a great ass. 9/10

Posted by gooningpervert on Remy LaCroix2025-07-03 23:26

Lol how naive. We're in the wake of something else people took known to cause heart damage in all age groups.

Posted by gooningpervert on Kylie Page2025-07-01 05:34

Sexy babe. I can watch her talk about shit movies for hours lol

Posted by gooningpervert on Kylie Roseanne2025-07-01 05:08

Beautiful and sexy girl. 10/10

Posted by gooningpervert on Kristina Pimenova2025-07-01 04:24 (edited 2025-07-04 20:58)

Yeah I always thought Slavic Russian women were disproportionately beautiful and sexy . If I could only date/fuck one ethnicity for the rest of my life, it would be Russian Slavs.

Posted by gooningpervert on Kristina Pimenova2025-07-01 04:21

Lol, next the old saggy British granny needs defeating

Posted by gooningpervert on Kristina Pimenova2025-07-01 04:19

Have to agree. Shes very homely, average looking. Never got the the buzz around her.

Posted by gooningpervert on Selena Gomez2025-07-01 04:11

Always found her overrated back in the 2000s when she was considered by many to be the sexiest girl in Britain. She was pretty though for sure. Happy birthday, Chez.

Posted by gooningpervert on Cheryl Cole2025-06-30 03:57

Sexiest scouser ever back in her day?

Posted by gooningpervert on Danielle Lloyd2025-06-30 03:53

Shaming slim women is despicable. Some of us love slim women. What, you want them all to be fatties?

Posted by gooningpervert on Ariana Grande2025-06-30 03:28

Objectively beautiful but she's kinda basic hot high school girl to me. Gave her 8/10

Posted by gooningpervert on Taylor Swift2025-06-30 03:24

Her profile needs some pics when she was young. I gave her a 3 based on her current pics, then checked her out from the 90s and gave her a 6. She was alright in Basic Instinct and Casino.

Posted by gooningpervert on Sharon Stone2025-06-30 03:14

Really sexy girl. Seems like she'd be fun to be with as well. Solid rack on her with a gorgeous body. I've gooned out a good few times to pic 13 in the bikini top. Gave her 9/10.

Posted by gooningpervert on Andi Matichak2025-06-29 23:33 (edited 2025-07-03 23:19)

Yeah that's a great one

Posted by gooningpervert on Cassie Brown2025-06-29 22:32

Spent many hours edging to Cassie's beautiful body, ass and face. She definitely knows what she's got as well.

Posted by gooningpervert on Cassie Brown2025-06-29 22:32

Sexy babe. She looks much nicer blonde though. Especially love her Vixen and WowGirls scenes. I must have shot about 2 pints of cum to Naomi. Definitely an all-time porn great.

Gave her 10/10.

Posted by gooningpervert on Naomi Woods2025-06-29 19:22 (edited 2025-07-07 02:35)

She's definitely an acquired taste owing to having a unique look, kind of like Anya Taylor-Joy. You will either find her very beautiful and sexy, or unattractive. I'm with the former. Gave her 9/10.

Posted by gooningpervert on Mia Goth2025-06-29 17:49 (edited 2025-06-29 17:50)

Lily is a knockout. Definitely has that sexy, public school educated, posh girl look, similar to Daisy Ridley. She makes any film she's in more watchable. I even made it through Cinderalla just because of her.

Posted by gooningpervert on Lily James2025-06-29 17:41

These same women who think men who care about looks are immature or shallow often marry a man, not based on personality alone as they say, but based on security and money. They are hypocrites looking out for their own value in the dating market.

Posted by gooningpervert on Lily James2025-06-29 17:37

Def smash her and Perrie together.

Posted by gooningpervert on Jade Thirlwall2025-06-29 01:49

One of the sexiest females walking the planet. Gorgeous blue eyes and a sexy, slender body. Reminds me of Leni Klum. What a dream duo that would be for a night.

Posted by gooningpervert on Lauren De Graaf2025-06-28 18:56

Very beautiful and sexy girl with the body of a goddess and beautiful mysterious eyes .

Posted by gooningpervert on Jamie Robbins2025-06-28 18:33

Amazing tits. Some of my faves to goon to. 10/10 for tits. Gave her 9/10 overall.

Posted by gooningpervert on Lena Paul2025-06-28 17:40

Definitely one of the best racks of all time. Like, top 5. Been jerking off to her since the Nuts days. Gave her 9/10.

The age old question, Pinder or Hazell?


Posted by gooningpervert on Lucy Pinder2025-06-28 17:01

Coming back to this comment to update that I now think Sydney is extremely hot. Definitely a 9/10 now for me. Some chicks just need to grow on you

Posted by gooningpervert on Sydney Sweeney2025-04-03 00:57

Preferred her in "Journey 2" in that cropped tank top. The perfect look for her

Posted by gooningpervert on Vanessa Hudgens2025-03-26 22:49

You just need practice. Innocent sweeties are the best ones to shoot a nut on

Posted by gooningpervert on Dakota Fanning2025-03-26 22:30

Super hot babe. Looks like she has great tits as well. Glad she's showing us her slutty side too

gave her 9/10

Posted by gooningpervert on Leni Olumi Klum2025-03-22 20:00 (edited 2025-03-22 20:01)

As far as I am aware, there were no personal standards that had to be met for the 1000 guys. I think it was just any 1000 guys that showed up

Posted by gooningpervert on Lily Phillips2025-03-22 15:48

I don't know if you were replying to my original comment or not, but my point was specifically about her fucking 1000 guys in a night, which I personally find to be off putting. Not gangbangs in general. And it had nothing to do with morality either.

Posted by gooningpervert on Lily Phillips2025-03-22 15:41

Her behaviour is definitely a turn off for me. But I rate them purely on how they look. And she is undeniably nice looking.

Posted by gooningpervert on Lily Phillips2025-03-22 15:34

For me

Face: Hazell > Brook > Pinder
Boobs: Hazell > Pinder > Brook

Posted by gooningpervert on Kelly Brook2025-03-22 13:37

Contradicted every day by millions of people who select the opposite sex based on superficial aspects and get laid without paying for it. lmao

Posted by gooningpervert on Lucy Pinder2025-03-22 12:55

She is very physically attractive, but what she is doing is off putting. Fucking 1000 guys with no standards for who she lets in there at all is just sad. Anyway, gave her 9/10 just based on looks.

Posted by gooningpervert on Lily Phillips2024-12-22 20:25

Daisy is hotter than Natalie Portman though.

Posted by gooningpervert on Daisy Ridley2024-12-16 21:50

Sexy as fuck. Busted many a nut to her sexy legs in pic 10.

Posted by gooningpervert on Perrie Edwards2024-10-11 21:27

Nancy is at least a 9/10 objectively. She is not overrated. She is one of the few girls in the top 50 who really deserves her spot IMO.

Posted by gooningpervert on Nancy Ace2024-10-10 08:57

hey Masterb8. glad Killer Katrin is getting all the cum she deserves. I actually just blew to her pics on here the other day!

Posted by gooningpervert on Nancy Ace2024-10-10 08:48

Sexy girl. Lucky Wlad. Or Vitali. Can't remember which

Posted by gooningpervert on Hayden Panettiere2024-10-09 20:21

Not as hot as Goddess Jessica

Posted by gooningpervert on Domina Snow2024-10-09 19:27

Very sexy, exotic body shape, and beautiful face.

Posted by gooningpervert on Irene Cappelletti2024-10-09 19:04

Me too. Nancy is great for jacking off to. Pic 11 can claim a few loads from me. Wish this site had a forum or messaging service.

Posted by gooningpervert on Nancy Ace2024-10-09 12:08

gallery "KillerQ showing her amazing long legs" is amazing. Blew ropes to pic 3 after edging to her long legs and sexy ass.

Posted by gooningpervert on Killer Katrin2024-10-09 10:52

Sexy tight body with an exotic shape.

Face 8/10
Body 9/10

Load blown to pic 5

Posted by gooningpervert on Alexis Ren2024-10-09 10:42

Top class beauty and sex appeal.

Posted by gooningpervert on Lauren De Graaf2024-10-09 10:24

Kelly Brook vs Lucy Pinder vs Keeley Hazell. Who is the queen of boobs? The debate of the 2000s for horny men.

Posted by gooningpervert on Kelly Brook2024-10-09 10:15

Sexy as fuck

Posted by gooningpervert on Anna Louise2024-10-09 10:09

She looks like Kristina Pimenova. Such a beauty.

Posted by gooningpervert on Ruslana Korshunova2024-10-09 09:47

Not perfection, but definitely peak Cameron Diaz.

Posted by gooningpervert on Cameron Diaz2024-10-09 05:57

How is she not ranked in the top 100? One of the sexiest women in America easily

Posted by gooningpervert on Vanessa Hudgens2024-10-08 22:09

Objectively true. Famous chicks are overrated.

Posted by gooningpervert on Sydney Sweeney2024-10-07 22:28

Nice tits and a pretty face but no way should she be ranked in the top 50.

Posted by gooningpervert on Sydney Sweeney2024-10-07 22:27

Hottest Asian porn star, and sexiest Asian imo after Jamie Chung.

Posted by gooningpervert on Rae Lil Black2024-10-06 14:45

Sexy petite, curvy body, with a peachy ass and cute face.

Posted by gooningpervert on Monette Moio2024-10-06 13:31

Sexy girl. Love her Vixen scene with Kelly Collins.

Posted by gooningpervert on Emma White2024-10-06 12:28

Alison was the first girl in porn I ever jerked off to! A video of her masturbating on her bed with a red vibrator, about 2007. She changed my life. Ah, memories!

Posted by gooningpervert on Alison Angel2024-10-05 16:55

Super gorgeous babe with a beautiful face and sexy legs.

Posted by gooningpervert on Freya Mavor2024-08-27 22:10

Gorgeous girl, always one of my favourite glamour models in the late 2000s/ early 2010s, up there with Keeley Hazell.

Her natural boobs were amazing, I wish she had kept them. She really didn't need a boob job. Nevertheless, her tits still look great and I have blown many loads to them over the years.

Posted by gooningpervert on Sophie Reade2024-07-26 01:46

Updated her bra size from 34E to 32DD based on images from her Depop store.

Posted by gooningpervert on Sophia Diamond2024-05-06 20:13

Yes she does look a bit like Amanda. Both have great tits as well.

Posted by gooningpervert on Sydney Sweeney2024-05-06 19:29

I have seen Alla Bruletova. I agree she is similar to Nata Lee. Slightly lower than Nata. Both very sex doll looking.

Posted by gooningpervert on Nata Lee2023-09-25 07:35

Sexy girl. Sexiest and most beautiful Coronation Street actress ever imo. Gorgeous eyes.

10/10 knock out. And I rarely give 10s.

Posted by gooningpervert on Georgia May Foote2023-09-25 05:26 (edited 2023-09-25 05:28)

Manish. Body is okay.

Face - 2/10

Gets an extra point for passable body.

Overall - 3/10

Posted by gooningpervert on Pink2023-09-25 04:57

Beautiful eyes, tight body. Wanted to pound her silly ever since I saw her in 28 Weeks Later.

Posted by gooningpervert on Imogen Poots2023-09-25 04:47

Too plastic looking honestly. Looks like something you'd buy from a high end sex doll company. Still obviously super beautiful and sexy.

Objective 9.5

Subjective 8

Posted by gooningpervert on Nata Lee2023-09-25 01:41

It makes sense for none of them. Ariana, Amanda and Margot are all at least 8/10

Posted by gooningpervert on Ariana Grande2023-09-25 01:35

Tits too big and saggy imo. They look like they belong on an XL woman. Kendra Sunderland and Lena Paul both have nicer boobs.

Face - 6/10
Body - 6/10
Boobs - 8/10

Overall - 6/10

Posted by gooningpervert on Angela White2023-09-22 02:59 (edited 2023-09-22 03:00)

Good prediction.

Posted by gooningpervert on Kendra Sunderland2023-09-21 16:16

Gorgeous little blonde. Sexiest and prettiest Eastenders actress ever imo.

Posted by gooningpervert on Tilly Keeper2023-09-16 05:47

Such a cutie. 10/10

Posted by gooningpervert on Elsa Jean2023-09-12 21:43 (edited 2025-07-27 08:16)

You gave Amanda Seyfried and Margot Robbie 1 star. Clearly not the best judge.

Posted by gooningpervert on Ariana Grande2023-09-12 15:12