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It’s so sad she never decided to do a nude scene.

Posted by Flyingdumpsterfire on Jennifer Garner2025-06-14 20:39

My favorite is when some dude post some idiotic connection he thinks they have. As if “omg Natalie we both use the same brand of napkins, I think we were meant for each other!”is going to immediately make her drop her panties and get on a plane to deliver her snatch right to him like it’s an Amazon package? Do these morons think these women are just checking their profile page on a porn site so they can find their future soul mates? I pray they are just bots but then again I never underestimate the level of idiocy that the human race is capable of.

Posted by Flyingdumpsterfire on Natalie Portman2025-06-14 20:36

She has the most beautiful face but it sucks she’s got the same build as a ten year old boy. 😢

Posted by Flyingdumpsterfire on Natalie Portman2025-06-14 20:28

I cannot watch the first half of Wonder Woman due to complete hotness overload! Gal Gadot plus all those beautiful women is hard enough but then you add in the exquisite Doutzen Kroes!?!? Forget it! Before I only dreamed of an island full of Victoria’s Secret and SI Swimsuit models but then this movie comes around and let’s just say I’m saving for a boat just on the remote chance that this island is a real place! Loll.

Posted by Flyingdumpsterfire on Gal Gadot2025-06-14 20:25

I could be mistaken but I believe she did Jenna Jameson’s first scene with her in Up and Cummers 10. If it’s not the first one it’s one of Jenna’s very early ones.

Posted by Flyingdumpsterfire on Felecia Danay2025-06-09 00:09

No she made us all hard like a “Rock.”

Posted by Flyingdumpsterfire on Jenna Jameson2025-05-28 17:27

You know I wonder why nobody’s done “remixes with better music? I mean with the tech we have now we can up convert to improve quality and strip out speech from the music tracks.

I might actually look into doing this but I’d only want to do rare or Hall of Fame level scenes.Jenna and Janine is a definite start. What else do you guys suggest?

Posted by Flyingdumpsterfire on Jenna Jameson2025-05-28 17:25

At this point I’d say it’s safe to say she’s been down on everything but the Titanic.

Posted by Flyingdumpsterfire on Jenna Jameson2025-05-28 17:17

I’m going to strap you to a potato chip and launch you from a catapult into a vat of onion dip. Then let her come over to press the button that lets out the potato slayers, a band of cybernetic cannibalistic potato skinned Koala bears hybrids.

Posted by Flyingdumpsterfire on Alyssa Miller2025-05-24 02:11

No the only measurement should be my hands. I will also accept my mouth as a secondary measurement reference. Now that’s settled please let’s get started on fixing the site.

Posted by Flyingdumpsterfire on Laurine (Model)2025-05-23 16:30

Wait she has a face?!?

Posted by Flyingdumpsterfire on Laurine (Model)2025-05-23 16:28

The real tragedy is that she cannot drive, get a credit card, buy a house or travel out of the country since any Photo ID of her is rendered useless the minute someone sees her. In fact I don’t think anyone has ever seen her face since she was a kid. At least it does work well for bank robberies but she has to make sure she puts a mask over her boobs after a minute or else the teller will go into a trance.

Posted by Flyingdumpsterfire on Laurine (Model)2025-05-23 16:27

Its a shame she doesn’t have “can be used as a floatation device” stamped on the bottom of each breast. Then again I’m the one who petitioned congress to vote on whether or not to put a sign pointing between her legs saying “Fallout Shelter.” Unfortunately special interests groups sabotaged everything obviously paid for by the “Anal Shelter” contingent. At least the blood of the innocents is not on my hands. All who die do so because of their selfishness and anal preference.

Posted by Flyingdumpsterfire on Mysti C.2025-05-23 16:22

The fourth photo down isn’t her. It’s Alejandra Guilmant. The photo is even on her page and in her gallery link.

Posted by Flyingdumpsterfire on Zane Helda2025-01-20 23:53