Lauren Goodger

I haven't really said much, but I will promise to be done after this last point. Babepedia says she weights 143lbs & Boobpedia says 130.

I think you'd be closer to the real number if you added those two together. Its so pathetic and pitiful you almost want to console her. But then remember she isn't interested in being your friend.. She just wants you for your food.

130/140 lbs MY ASS. Her and her plastic surgery and fake edited and photo manipulated figure weigh more than anyone legally allowed to identify as a female should.

Posted by BlaineMcCmullinReply0 02025-11-08 08:48  🛈  ⚠

she's a silverback gorilla. with more plastic surgery jobs than the totally amount of humans I know In real life that have even had plastic surgery done.

She looks like she over eats all day everyday and her body is bloated but unable to expand due to her tight skin.

Ive never even commented on a profile before. Usually research, Rate & move along. But shes like a special kind of physically gross looking and just blatantly hiding how impressively unattractive she is. I don't even know her, but based on the clear & pathetically desperate extents she's gone to deceive people and avoid others seeing how much Jesus hates her based on how he created her, I can't help but root against her. I don't know her friends, foes. I don't know her enemies and family members. But its safe to assume we're all thinking something similar by nature when we see a THING like this exists. She's had facial reconstructive surgery about 73 times too many AND is still gaining wait consistently while taking ozempi.

She somewhat reminds me of that wicked witch of the west who flies on the broom in Wizard Of Oz...like if she gained 150lbs, if there weren't manufacturable broom sticks that are capable of stabilizing her fat cow figure. And Im talking NOT EVEN in a rhetorical, hypothetical and/or completely fantasy la-la-land/fairy tale reality. There is no dimension or scalable scientific construct that can specifically ensure me that she wouldn't ever be able to enjoy flying from a broom stick. Because the first requirement would be for her to commit to losing weight to fit on one. This would require physical activity, REGULARY. And consistent and relentless healthy diet habits. And Anyone can see just from looking at her, she would 10000000% never be willing to consume less than what Id estimate to be her regular consumption of 5x the recommended daily caloric intake.

I try to be a good human, maybe crack a joke every time I see a chance with the intention of lifting the spirits of those around me. But MAN, discovering I share planet Earth with this THING might be a difficult obstacle to hurdle. I wish her nothing but the worst possible outcome in Each and every battle life throws at her on a daily basis the rest of her pathetic and GREASY and obese existence. Type 2 diabetes can't do its thing thing fast enough.

There are so many things in this life I am grateful for. But not having to wake up everyday and remember I look like her, and live with the disgusting daily habits she clearly lives by.... that is just another thing to be thankful for!

Hell.... If anything, she is proof that Life really could always be worse!

Posted by BlaineMcCmullinReply0 02025-11-08 08:33  🛈  ⚠

I’d like to bash her good between her chunky cheeks.

Posted by Deepdicker81Reply0 02025-09-21 00:03 (edited 2025-09-21 00:03)  🛈  ⚠

Her face looks like she has run into a glass door

Posted by ShinjiReply2 02025-01-28 22:07  🛈  ⚠

8.44 ? Are you serious? she's a 6 at best

Posted by LongThinDickReply2 22023-07-08 18:04  🛈  ⚠

She's a bit of a freak show. I gave a her a 2!

Posted by lurker69Reply1 12023-10-04 16:06  🛈  ⚠